
We have often pointed out how quickly consumer and category values shift, so we shouldn’t be surprised to find that our Brand Keys Commodity-to-Human Brand Continuum needs some updating.
For those of you unfamiliar with this model, it locates – on the basis of real and perceived values and meaning – where a brand stands in the minds of consumers. The more meaning, the greater aspect of “brandness” about the product or service. The less meaning, the more the product or service is perceived to be commodity-like. (In fact, some products and services lost so much meaning that we had to create a new category – closer to the commodities – called “Category Placeholders.”) If you’d like a closer look at the continuum it can be found here:
http://www.brandkeys.com/download/continuum.cfmAnyway, there’s a sub-set classification having to do with imbuing the products and services with borrowed value using “Celebrities.” Use of name, use of visage, use of voice. And that’s where we stopped. Except now, we have to add a new box to the Continuum labeled “Progeny.”
In a move that should make Donald Trump jealous, Britney Spears has trademarked her son, Sean Preston, for use in the following categories: Clothing, shirts, T-shirts, under shirts, night shirts, rugby shirts, polo shirts, cardigans, jerseys, uniforms, scrubs, smocks, dress shirts, pants, trousers, slacks, jeans, culottes, cargo pants, stretch pants, denim jeans, overalls, coveralls, jumpers, jump suits, shorts, boxer shorts. . . well, you get the point.
There’s an old joke, that as a father I can appreciate, that goes “insanity is hereditary – you get it from your children.” Perhaps now we need to update the thought to include “residuals and contractual minimums” as well!